February 04, 2005
a river runs through it
behind this bright smile, a heart is breaking.
first of all, here at foxes we aim to please. but whom? our devoted and cult-like readership? our parents? the man? some might call this the definitive human dilemma. and secondly, we don't shy away from the big questions. the bigger the better. the meaning of life? well, in the words of kristin dunst, bring it on!
now, i can see only two methods for answering the questions that have been posed.
ask yourself, either wwjd (what would jennifer do)? or wwad (what would angelina do)?
you future law students out there say, "but, euphrates, must life be this way, the seducer or the judge, either/or?"
and the river murmurs, the only way out is love.
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February 02, 2005
foxes for now featuring euphrates
in light of the stunning success of bronc-combo's guest blogging stint, foxes has recruited euphrates—aka the fertile crescent, aka the cradle of civilization—to guest blog while foxes sojourns in chicago for the remainder of the week.
fortunately for you, euphrates is seriously bored, maintaing obligations to only his sat-prep kids, his forty year old sugar momma, and this very blog. endorsing euphrates in a personal correspondence, siddhartha wrote, "jim, from this river i done learned 'bout the jee-had."
listen closely to the river.
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