May 09, 2005
time to pay her blog a visit 'fore she decide to get cute
chickenmagazine boldly proclaims, "I am by far the cutest blogger in the blawgosphere." foxes, of course, cannot let such a treasonous and cloudcuckoo lie go unchallenged. to the courts! he says.
josh, having met both of us in real life, will have the final say on this matter! so i put it up to him, the question, "who is the cutest blogger in the blawgosphere?!"
quite naturally, i am confident that josh will vouch for foxes' aggressively masculine yet shamelessly endearing brand of cuteness. sad puppy dogs and beautiful women alike love foxes for now and would give their droopy left eyelid or their voluptuous, tactile right toe just for the opportunity to pinch foxes' cheek. foxes joins josh in scoffing at chickenmagazine's childishly minascule and laughably scholarly intimation of cute.
josh, please put cm in her place so i can get back to being cute to the extreme. THX.
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May 07, 2005
put blogging on my back when you in need of soliders
chicken magazine writes a letter to her future self. not quite as charming as her diary entry and perhaps only threat to foxes as "cutest blogger in the blawg-o-sphere", the post is still obviously worth mentioning. which is what i'm doing. mentioning it. and throwing in that old hobbes quote: "poor him, he wasn't you." thomas hobbes? no, calvin and hobbes, dummy! but please people, enjoy law school. after all, law school is solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.
while cm urges herself to dive into the fray, foxes always felt comfortable on his throne above it, occasionally extending an arm downward to help the lonely and brokenhearted. unfortunately, at a recent snoop dogg concert, foxes tried to do just that, but was punched in the face by an inebriated hoolligan instead. but that won't stop him. hate it or love it, the underfox is on top. and i'm gonna what? blog homey until my heart stop.
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February 23, 2005
writin' lines knowin' the source will quote it
pre-law blogger taco john takes issue with my lack of capitalization. it writes:
...I found this rant against the LSAT, by foxes, whom I applaud for using something other than Blogger on Blogspot, and whom I think loses a little (ok, significant) credibility for failing to capitalize the first word in any sentence (news flash, grammer is still apperciated).
news flash to taco john: grammar is still spelled with an "a". step down, little piggy; i eat bloggers like you for lunch (with two chimichangas and a pepsi). a word of advice: you shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house, and if you got a glass jaw, you should watch your mouf.
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February 22, 2005
the whole industry can hate me i blogged my way through
in an effort to convince euphrates to join up with the foxes juggernaut gravy train, i predicted that—because of foxes' irrepressible charm and charisma—the site would blow up "bigger than jesus."
unfortunately, as that forecast has become a reality, life as a public figure has shown its downsides as well—cameras swarming my weekend sex-romps with anna kournikova, gossip raging constantly, paparazzi scaling the walls of my scarface compound. and of course, while i'm heading after my jd, those with their phd's just can't help themselves from chiming in. alec, a qualified player hater, writes on letters of marque:
Her letter was quite weak, but Roxes shouldn't have posted a message that was intended to stay private. After reading through his homepage and the laughs he's getting at the expense of various companies, I question whether he's really Michigan material anyway.
allow me to be serious for a second: if michigan material means brandishing a perpetually stern frown, then pump pump my face full of botox and count me in! getting my laughs at the expense of goldman sachs? is that supposed to elicit sympathy? personally, i think they made their $300 back pretty quickly by whoring me out for peanuts. i'm sure they were laughing at my expense all the way to the bank.
but let me be clear: foxes does not engage in immoral business practices. but when they say, "hey you can have $50 for dinner, $50 for lunch, and $25 for breakfast", then foxes spends $50 for dinner, $50 for lunch, and $25 for breakfast. microsoft trumps all by sweetening the deal. they offer to cover all transportation from redmond to downtown and back, subsidizing a weekend of sightseeing that can include visiting the emp, the space needle, etc. if you don't take advantage of the offer, then you're a fool. i just happen to be the least foolish.
it's about cleaning your plate—read closely little chitlins.
while i would never post the multitude of epic, fawning love letters i receive daily, i barely hesitate to post a letter from a michigan law representative because:
1. a hidden motive of this website is to be informative to my fellow applicants and future applicants. what better way to give a flavor of the application process and a prominent school than straight from the camel's mouth?
2. there is no additional context to the letter. the way the letter is read by you is the same way that letter would be read by me. there's nothing additional to know whose exclusion changes the meaning of the words so as to put the writer in a negative light. simply put: what you see is what you get.
if you think the letter was personal, then you point out the squigglies and heart-dotted i's, because i don't see them. haters, please step off. hmm... i guess i got my swagger back.
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January 12, 2005
the ruler's back
the apparent king of the blawg-o-sphere, jeremy blachman, declares his "obscenely high" movie total for 2004, 28. well step on down, brotha—the ruler's back.
foxes' total of 78 movies watched this past year scoffs at all comers. who's the illest, laziest, most cultured mammal in the blawg-o-sphere? the answer's easy—let the trumpets blow, and hold on, because the driver of the mission is a pro. the ruler's back.
Alexander
The Aviator
Before Sunset
The Blind Swordsman: Zatoichi
The Bourne Supremecy
Bukowski: Born Into This
The Chronicles of Riddick
Collateral
Control Room
The Corporation
The Day After Tomorrow
Dodgeball
Dogville
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Farenheit 9/11
The Five Obstructions
The Fog of War
Friday Night Lights
Garden State
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Hero
House of Flying Daggers
I Heart Huckabees
In America
The Incredibles
Infernal Affairs
Kill Bill Vol 2
Kinsey
Kitchen Stories
Last Life in the Universe
Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Maria Full of Grace
Mean Girls
Meet the Fockers
Monster
The Motorcycle Diaries
Ocean's Twelve
Outfoxed: Rupert Murdock's War on Journalism
Napoleon Dynamite
The Passion of the Christ
Robot Stories
The Saddest Music in the World
Saved!
Shaolin Soccer
Sideways
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Spiderman 2
Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring
Springtime in a Small Town
Super-Size Me
Tarnation
Troy
Undertow
Ashes of Time
The Battle of Algiers
Beau Travail
Beijing Bicycle
Capturing the Friedmans
Chungking Express
Days of Being Wild
The Dreamers
Fallen Angels
Flowers of Shanghai
Hannah and Her Sisters
Happy Together
In the Mood for Love
In My Skin
Manhattan
Millenium Mambo
Please Teach Me English
Raise the Red Lantern
Spellbound
The Thin Man
Touching the Void
Triplets of Bellville
The War Zone
White
Unknown Pleasures
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January 10, 2005
what if you had a second chance with the one that got away?
stag blogs about a lousy date. "what happened to the cool guys?" peep the archives, babe. foxes lives in the northeast. and it's snowing. hard.
as a prospective male law school student, i've spent a little... okay a lot of time sitting around pondering the nature of the law school female. from the viewbooks, they're a homely bunch that like to talk to professors jocularly, engaging in class discussion frequently, mouth open just so, palms up, amidst restrained, yet articulate, gesturing.
my hope is that, after i date such a female of the species, i'll return home, check her blog, and see a point by point argument against my person. mmm yeah, i like it just like that. stag, put your number on this paper 'cause i would love to date ya! hit me back!
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January 04, 2005
he who does not feel me is not real to me
heidi at letters of marque is starting a club i can't join—sipubb, short for socially inept, pretentious, unreadable, boring bloggers. foxes, on the other hand, is charismatic/magnetic, bringing the realest accessible excitement to the blogosphere. who's with me?
but hey, before you start playing "clocks" in the background, let me say: i ain't tryin' to start beef—naw, i ate a cow for dinnah. i'm doin' it for the kids. before foxes blew up, who else shared their candy? now then, put on your spandex and let's get to wrasslin'!
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December 15, 2004
no beer and no tv make foxes something something
don't mind if i do!
ex mea sententia has a well-intentioned article regarding pre-law angst. he is right, and if i could stop obsessing over amanda nowakowski and the size of yale's endowment for more than a few seconds, i would stop and smell the roses. but just between us, if i don't get into harvard then i just might, like, off myself.
as it stands, i'll start relaxing right after MYR EPORT GETS REQEUTESTED BYT TEXTSS OKJ??K??? GJOSGJOSOGHGHGOGOOOSKLGGL
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