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February 22, 2005

the whole industry can hate me i blogged my way through

in an effort to convince euphrates to join up with the foxes juggernaut gravy train, i predicted that—because of foxes' irrepressible charm and charisma—the site would blow up "bigger than jesus."

unfortunately, as that forecast has become a reality, life as a public figure has shown its downsides as well—cameras swarming my weekend sex-romps with anna kournikova, gossip raging constantly, paparazzi scaling the walls of my scarface compound. and of course, while i'm heading after my jd, those with their phd's just can't help themselves from chiming in. alec, a qualified player hater, writes on letters of marque:

Her letter was quite weak, but Roxes shouldn't have posted a message that was intended to stay private. After reading through his homepage and the laughs he's getting at the expense of various companies, I question whether he's really Michigan material anyway.

allow me to be serious for a second: if michigan material means brandishing a perpetually stern frown, then pump pump my face full of botox and count me in! getting my laughs at the expense of goldman sachs? is that supposed to elicit sympathy? personally, i think they made their $300 back pretty quickly by whoring me out for peanuts. i'm sure they were laughing at my expense all the way to the bank.

but let me be clear: foxes does not engage in immoral business practices. but when they say, "hey you can have $50 for dinner, $50 for lunch, and $25 for breakfast", then foxes spends $50 for dinner, $50 for lunch, and $25 for breakfast. microsoft trumps all by sweetening the deal. they offer to cover all transportation from redmond to downtown and back, subsidizing a weekend of sightseeing that can include visiting the emp, the space needle, etc. if you don't take advantage of the offer, then you're a fool. i just happen to be the least foolish.

it's about cleaning your plate—read closely little chitlins.

while i would never post the multitude of epic, fawning love letters i receive daily, i barely hesitate to post a letter from a michigan law representative because:

1. a hidden motive of this website is to be informative to my fellow applicants and future applicants. what better way to give a flavor of the application process and a prominent school than straight from the camel's mouth?

2. there is no additional context to the letter. the way the letter is read by you is the same way that letter would be read by me. there's nothing additional to know whose exclusion changes the meaning of the words so as to put the writer in a negative light. simply put: what you see is what you get.

if you think the letter was personal, then you point out the squigglies and heart-dotted i's, because i don't see them. haters, please step off. hmm... i guess i got my swagger back.

Posted by foxes in blogs at February 22, 2005 05:48 AM

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